Price Check!

Do you ever wonder what people say about you after you leave the room? I don’t mean as an insecure person might wonder if others are talking about her – but when you just know that your absence from the room is going to start a conversation. If you believe what the old people say, your skin might start itching you too. I’m almost sure that’s what happened recently when I visited a store to inquire about one of its services.

I had last darkened its door a few months prior so I wasn’t exactly new to the place. I was buzzed in and my first greeting came from a customer who called me by (sur)name. I responded with a hearty hello, recognizing his face but not able to call his name. He soon exited the store and I noticed a lady occupying the only chair in the room. It was a fairly small space. The attendant turned his attention to me so it became clear that the lady was someone who had come to shoot the breeze. I proceeded to make my specific query, was told that it could be done and then was asked a bunch of questions that made me happy that I’d chosen to make this stop after I had done everything else on my list.

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It was clear that the young man knew his business, but some of the information he was giving me, while not irrelevant, was more than I really needed to know. Sure, the procedure was a bit technical, but I was providing information that would eliminate one of the steps he was insisting on. Finally, with the detail-haggling over, I asked for the price of the service. Unfortunately, the decimal point was too far over to the right to be within my budget. With this service request I was attempting to work with something I already had. With this price it was going to be worth it to buy a new one. And so instead of telling the attendant that I would think about it (and never pass back), I just thought I’d come right out and say that there was no way I was going to pay what he was asking – all the while packing up my item to leave.

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Years ago, when I was on the other side of the counter, I remember providing a quotation for a customer. After doing so, the customer waited a beat and then asked “What did you say?” Now I don’t know if his question was designed to express his incredulity at the figure, because since he was standing right in front of me I know that he’d heard me clear as day. And I said so, without repeating myself. Just as I was thinking that my response might have been a little inappropriate, he responded with a laugh and said, “Yes. Yes, I did”. It is the customer’s perogative to take the price or leave it, which back then, I believe the gentleman did. As you know I left the one given to me as well, although I might have been a tad too vocal about it. But at least it gave them something else to talk about.

Sign Here….Please?

I’ve never been an autograph chaser. That’s probably why I’ve never gotten any. I’ve been in the room with a handful of popular Jamaican gospel singers and never thought to hit them up for a signature. Worse yet, several years ago while at a convention in Las Vegas I spotted a rapper-turned-actor who at the time had a popular car makeover TV show. Given that the convention was about all things cars, it wasn’t exactly surprising, but I was psyched all the same. I pointed him out to my companion, but would you believe he was the one who ended up receiving a greeting and an autographed picture? Must have been when I turned my back.

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I’ve often wondered what my reaction would be if I actually got to meet some famous people. Maybe though, the more important reaction to note would not be mine, but theirs. Last week while at an airport to catch a flight back home, it happened. I finally met someone famous. Well, famous by social media standards at least. Well, I didn’t actually meet the person – I really just recognized his face. I did a double-take and (stage) whispered my suspicion to my husband. It was clear however, that although the person was close enough to hear me, he was intent on playing dumb.

It was when he looked off into the distance that I knew for sure that he was indeed the You Tuber famous for his multi-accented skits. His looking off into that very same distance also told me that he wasn’t going to be signing any autographs that day. Not for me anyway, because everybody can tell when somebody don’t want to be asked no questions. Given his expression – and my personality – I wasn’t going to be asking and I definitely wasn’t about to pull out my phone to sneak a picture, because the last time I looked they weren’t selling shameplates in any store.

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Anyway, as I try to do these days, I sought to put myself in the person’s position. I have to say that the conditions were perfect for an autograph or picture request though. He was alone, he was standing still, he wasn’t eating, texting or talking on his phone and most importantly – in the event that I got boofed, there was nobody there who knew me. But I thought that maybe his online persona is just that and he preferred to keep it separate from his real one. Maybe he was coming from a not-so-great show. Maybe he was tired. Maybe he’s really not a people person. Maybe he shouldn’t be expected to be “on” all the time. It could have been any number of things. Whatever the case, it’s likely that his next video posting will have me looking at him a little differently. Before too long his companion joined him, and pulling their carry-ons behind them they quickly disappeared into the crowd.

Memories…

As Gladys Knight said wistfully before one rendition of the hit song, The Way We Were – “Everybody’s talking ’bout the good old days”. Well maybe not everybody is talking about them. Some may be longing for them, while others may be remembering how things used to be. For instance…

Remember when pictures used to be worth a thousand words?

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Nowadays with their currency trading as hearts, “likes” and/or “follows”, they now come a dime for a dozen.

Remember when teachers were the true influencers?

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Nowadays it’s the people who tell us the thing we should like – even though we can’t really afford it.

Remember when telling the Emperor that he was wearing no clothes was considered the right thing to do?

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Nowadays, it depends on who you don’t want to offend or who you want to suck up to.

Remember those times we would filter our speech in order to soften a blow? 

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Nowadays filters are the things that make us look better, so we’re speaking our minds – no matter who we’re talking to.

Remember when promotion was a tool that was used for the selling of goods?

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Nowadays we are the products that are put on display for perusal, consideration and use.

Remember when conversations in private were kept that way?

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Nowadays it’s information that’s traded for whatever it’s worth, even though confidences will be betrayed.

What things do you fondly recall?